If you’ve ever been to Catholic school or any private school, you can relate to this shirt. Betty & I did 12 years hard time in maximum security Catholic schools. Pair the shirt with your favorite plaid/pleated skirt; add piggytails, knee-highs and Mary Janes. Now you have an awesome Naugh-Tee Schoolgirl Outfit. You can also punk it up with a tie, studded belt and of course, ass-kicking combat boots!

Oh you’ll get all the chicks with this one. How can they resist a man in a velvety robe carrying a pipe
and wearing a t-shirt that says: “I eat bunnies like you for breakfast?” Hef doesn’t stand a chance.

I think this is pretty self- explanatory. Horns, tail, teeny little mini-skirt…

Who’s not a super-fan!? Spruce up your Wizarding School duds with one of our “seeker” shirts. Go in search of “the Golden Snatch” — you just may catch one and score! Wear your wizarding glasses and maybe throw on a jaunty striped scarf. Good Hunting! Doc Trauma would really like to see a young lady wearing “The Golden Snatch” with a gold wig, gold hot pants and teeny gold top. Doc T’s weird, but I told him I’d pass along the message. So someone
do it and send me a pic ‘cause he may cry.

Any of our Pirate-themed t shirts would rock the house and the party. Pick one and show how “Savvy” you can be. Wear a scarf on your head, steal your little brothers foam pirate hat. Get a hook and maybe a bottle of rum.
That’s how we roll on the high seas. Don’t drink too much rum – your sword-work may become impaired. Wenches dig good swordsmanship. Always remember a pirate's best accessory -- Guyliner

Buy one for the childrens. They aren’t full-grown evil yet. Not totally evil yourself?
Pick one up along with a little devil horn/tail combo pack and roll into class or work or the middle of the road or your favorite bar. It’s sure to be a hit. It’s my favorite shirt for sure! I make it business casual with pinstripe pants. The black t shirt with “Evil” in red on it is flippin’ sweet this way too.

Let it be known this Halloween that you are one of those horrible American Infidels! Wear some cammo or some symbol of your religion. Wear it proudly.

We all know that Halloween isn't the only time you dress up. The "Still Plays Dress-Up" Tshirt is the perfect costume.